No?

Well then would you believe a 2 ton representation of what the General thought should be a hip, happenin two-door sportscoupe for the mid nineteen seventies gas crisis?

I kid you not, it's got a bitchen 2 barrel 350 V-8 that puts out one-hundred-thirty screamin horsepower. (They're screaming cause the car's so heavy....And I don't mean a cool kind of heavy either)

It's got a Landau Top (ooooOOOOoooh!)

It's got Radial Tuned Suspension!

It's got a bumper that weighs 150 pounds!

It had them thar Round headlights before Mercedes EVER though to put 'em on a car. (Looks like an S class, don't it? Squint....harder)

Bench Seats!

A hood you can open from outside the car! (Talk about convienient)

Three little words: chrome door handles.

It's got more body roll that Roseanne!

Every one of it's 86,000 miles has been a joy and pleasure to 'grandma' around in.

And it's nearly valueless! Snowy days are no longer a worry! This car has beat the best sports utes in around town hazzardous weather driving. I say any person that can't drive a big luxo-coupe in the snow don't know how to drive!

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